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Ol' McGreggor

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Favorite Song:
Any song that rhymes "hands in the air" with "just don't care"

Favorite Musical Genre:
Any set, such as two or dub

Favorite Moment While Performing:
A drunk girl was dancing on the piano when she shouldn't have been. Eventually she noticed that I'd aimed my personal fan at her and her short dress was blowing up around her waist, but by then I'd seen everything.

Player Bio:
Dan Louisell is a member of the mammalia class. Like all mammals, he is an air-breathing vertebrate characterized by the possession of endothermy, hairy skin, and three middle ear bones. The mammalian brain, with its characteristic neocortex, regulates endothermic and circulatory systems, the latter featuring red blood cells lacking nuclei and a four-chambered heart. Dan is of the homo sapien category of genus and species respectively, giving him a highly developed brain which is capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability is combined with an erect body carriage that frees the hands for manipulating objects such as pianos, which he uses to write dirty songs.

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